Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
This beer is not sobering me up at all
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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