I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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