Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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