so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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