I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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