Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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