Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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