Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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