what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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