I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
