I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
