they need to just BURY HIM!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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