SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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