laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
high people should be assigned attendants
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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