:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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