why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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