4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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