16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Congratulations! We have a period
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