im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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