just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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