just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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