so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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