The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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