Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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