Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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