You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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