Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
