i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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