i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
