if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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