craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
