So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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