I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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