oh god the rape fog is back!
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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