your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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