He had one of those small greek statue penises
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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