hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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