love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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