After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize
