We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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