i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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