You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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