my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
