Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
