ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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