I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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