Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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