im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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