Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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