I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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