she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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