I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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