dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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