Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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