well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
