He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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