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(813): View more from Florida

he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"

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(907): View more from Alaska

Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.

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Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..

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(904): View more from Florida

We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...

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(602): View more from Arizona

You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink

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(919): View more from North Carolina

What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it

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(317): View more from Indiana

Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?

(1-317): View more from Indiana

No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.

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