if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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