Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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