If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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