She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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