you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
