I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I think I won the penis lottery.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
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