whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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